Naughty modern rhymes
These rhymes are much more modern and based around popular TV shows and street culture.
I’m sexy, I’m cute!
I’m popular to boot!
I’m bitchin’, great hair!
The boys all love to stare.
I’m wanted, I’m hot!
I’m everything you’re not.
I’m pretty, I’m cool.
I dominate this school!
I hate Po,
Po hates me.
Let’s all get together
and kill Dipsy.
With a dagger in his back
and a bullet in his head,
Sorry La La,
Dipsy’s dead!
Scooby Dooby Doo had a poo,
It fell in Shaggy’s slipper
Shaggy put it on, what a pong,
it made him shake and shiver.
I hate you
You hate me
Let’s all go
and kill Barney.
With a baseball bat
and a four by four
No more purple dinosaur.