Naughty Rhymes

I have collected some rhymes which have an adult-type theme of either sex or violence, or both, although I’m sure many of us will remember these from our time at school!

No matter what your opinion is of these verses, I think most of them simply ‘evolved’ in the playgrounds of schools around the world, and as we know children, are never politically correct. Lots of them are actually quite funny. But, if you’re easily offended don’t read any of the ones on this list.

Some naughty modern rhymes

My Friend Billy

Naughty variations of Georgie Porgie

Naughty variations of Hey Diddle Diddle

Naughty variations of Jack & Jill

Naughty variations of Little Girl with a Curl

Naughty variations of Mary Had a Little Lamb

Naughty variations of Little Miss Muffet

On top of the school yard

On top of old smokey

Randall the Texas Cowboy