Naughty Jack & Jill
Jack and Jill
went up the hill
to have a little fun.
Jill, the dill,
forgot her pill,
and now they have a son.
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Jack and Jill went up the hill
For just an itty bitty.
Jill’s now two months overdue,
And Jack has left the city.
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Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass
and grabbed her ass
Now his two front teeth are missing.