Naughty Mary had a little lamb
Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and everywhere that Mary went
the boys could see her thighs.
Mary had another skirt
’twas split right up the front
…But she didn’t wear that one often
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Mary had a little lamb,
Its fleece was black as charcoal,
And every time it jumped the fence,
Sparks shot up its @rsehole.
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Mary had a little lamb,
She also had a bear.
I’ve often seen her little lamb
but I’ve never seen her bear.
It followed her to school one day,
The teacher didn’t mind,
It made the children laugh and sing,
To see her bear behind!
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Mary had a little lamb,
It ran into a pylon,
10,000 volts went up it’s @rse,
And turned its wool to nylon.
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Mary had a little Lamb,
She fed it castor oil,
And everywhere that Mary went
it fertilized the soil.
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