On top of the school yard
On top of the school yard,
All covered with blood
I shot my poor teacher
With a .44 slug.
I shot her with pleasure,
I shot her with pride;
I couldn’t have missed her,
She was 20 foot wide.
I went to her funeral
I went to her grave
Some people threw flowers
I threw a grenade
Two weeks later
She came back from the dead
So I took a bazooka
And shot off her head
Another variation of this one goes:
On top of spaghetti,
All covered with cheese
I shot my poor teacher
But she didn’t say please
I went to her funeral
I went to her grave
Some people threw flowers
I threw a grenade
Two weeks later
She came back from the dead
So I took a bazooka
And shot off her head