Randall the Texas cowboy
Apparently this is sung to the tune of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
Randall the Texas cowboy,
Had a very shiny gun…
And if you ever saw it,
you would drop your pants and run,
All of the other cowboys
used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Randall,
Join in any shooting games…
Then one foggy Saturday night,
Sheriff came to say…
Randall with your gun so bright,
Wont you shoot my wife tonight?
Then all the Cowboys loved him
As they shouted out with glee
Randall the Texas Cowboy,
You’ll go down in history!